The DRIVOBLOG Lady

2 04 2013

This isn’t just another Magazine Feature of the ‘COSMOPOLITAN’ kind nor a Celebrity Endorsement, but about a ‘Voguish’ Lady driving a Maruti Zen who is awarded the exclusivity of being the First ever Self-Driven Lady to be featured in [DRIVOBLOG|➨]™.


A ‘Heavily Accessorized Flair-Diva’, she reflects the unpretentious [DRIVOBLOG|➨]™ attitude. She carries her world in her Vehicle: Garments, Footwear, Documents, and Cosmetics etc. The need for mobility sees her shuttling across the city for work, meeting clients, shopping, catching up with friends and closing the day by chilling out at Southern Avenue Boulevard [Notified as “Best Place on Earth” by [DRIVOBLOG|➨]™].


The City is Kolkata where the traffic environment in particular is something not conducive for even Gentlemen to Drive, leave alone Women especially when ones vehicle is precariously surrounded by unpredictably swerving Taxis, Buses, LCVs & Autorickshaws and most of its drivers are impatiently frustrated and foul-mouthed, both in character (slang) and content (gutkha).


Admittedly, it’s a common notion among men that driving is not a ‘girl-thing’ but Sanjukta stands out as a misnomer of sorts. Let’s face it, women respond to situations differently than men and it reflects quite remarkably in their driving behavior.

After all it may not be a ‘Lady-thing’ to breach petty Traffic Signals, but then life gets a lot easier if one can nullify the [No] out of the – [No U-Turn], [No Turn], [No Entry], [No Stopping], [No Parking], etc.


Thanks to the unpretentious consent of the Traffic Cops who have got used to witnessing her committing the deliberate transgression. Gladly amused, one of them has even gone to the extent of providing his Mobile number to her, just in case she gets hauled up in the act of committing the overwhelming indulgence. Well the rules never go out of the window, they just get annulled momentarily by the blink of an eyelid.

One factual incident in brevity takes us to a situation where a vehicle full of evidently-drunk 20 something are aimlessly tailgating a cherry-red Maruti Zen. They have just spotted a seemingly vulnerable lady driving it and are scouring for some cheap thrill, least aware of the catastrophic conclusion it would lead them into. The lady driving turns out to be Sanjukta and with no reason they are signaling her to stop. After a number of unsuccessful attempts they manage to bang her vehicle at the rear. Sensing the imminent danger of an uncomfortable situation, she reverses her vehicle in reflex and speeds off, leaving the perpetrators in awe with a smashed headlight and that was so much for that day.

The day after sees her being followed again and this time they manage to pull over in front of her vehicle and block her way, eventually forcing her to stop. They get out of their vehicles and a verbal altercation follows with the perpetrators demanding monetary compensation for the ‘alleged–damage’ that she purportedly caused the day before, never-mind their deliberate intimidation.


In the interest of averting a predicament, she offers to drive them to a Vehicle-Workshop she knew of and make the ‘settlement’ for the alleged damage. Excited at the prospect of easy-money and seemingly achieve ‘company’ of the ‘Bold & Beautiful’ Lady, they agree to hop in her vehicle, leaving their vehicle behind (as suggested by her). What we see thereafter is Sanjukta driving the entire Gang straight into the premises of the nearest Police Station. Moments later, in the next scene we see a crowd gathered around the predatory vehicle with all of its green-house broken.

No prizes for guessing how that hapenned.


In this Big Bad World it’s quite deferential to see a Bold, Confident and Un-muted woman having her way around in Style and Wits!!





Patrolling Southern Avenue

2 04 2013

Search for a spectacular urban locale within Kolkata and the name “Southern Avenue” comes up in one‟s mind with a footprint of roughly 150 Hectare. Developed out of a marshy forest back in the 1960s the region was Master-planned by CIT (Calcutta Improvement Trust) incorporating an organic map-form with almost every street bending into arcs.

With Rabindra Sarobar Lake bordering it to the South and Rash Behari Avenue Corridor to the North, Southern Avenue has a composed zoning and consummate Build-form that resulted in a setting that is unmatched, unchanged, makes one rethink life, and allows one to rewind in its own way of static-ness. The locale comprises covering several forms of Retail, Entertainment, Dining, Cafeterias, Parks, Walk Ways and other Social Amenities.

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Southern Avenue is a destination where one can chill out for hours at a stretch without really being noticed and feeling the passing of time. Whether it is taking a walk alongside Rabindra Sarovar lake or clubbing at one of those parking your car next to Vivekananda Park. The centuries old trees, their romantic smell and shady green-scaped boulevards give you a feeling of longing, longing for something you never ever get to know.

Whatever the season, whatever the reason, it is a place for various types of people for various times of the day. The ubiquitous populaces you observe at Southern Avenue are a spectacle and how people link to each other here is not only incomparable to any other City in India but even also to other locales within Kolkata City. Southern Avenue is a lover’s paradise, an adulterous couple’s den where couples can cuddle up for hours at a stretch without being noticed.

There is yet another interesting pattern that throws up on examining in detail how romance progresses geographically. In the 3 sq. km area you graduate from one zone to another as shown in the map.

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For some, Southern Avenue is just one of the many posh South Kolkata addresses, for some it is life, but for me Southern Avenue is the „Best Place on Earth‟. Let‟s you live to the best, one day at a time as if every day is a festival. And the instant you leave that place, you realize you have driven as much as 20 kms within that locality during the entire 4 Hours of patrolling Southern Avenue.





Strand Heritage Corridor

1 04 2013

Heritage Expanses of Kolkata are mainly along the Hooghly Riverside as the City organically stretched itself over the last 300 Years. A Legacy of the British Era, the Strand Riverfront invariably inundates one to a time-warp. Starting with Dalhousie the Old Central Business District of Kolkata, the region encapsulates Heritage Buildings, Monuments, Museums, Warehouses, Kolkata Port, the Howrah Bridge and even the Howrah Station.

The best way to experience the imperialistic skyline is a drive alongside the Hooghly Riverfront on Strand Road, starting from Brabourne Road up to Hastings and even further all the way till Garden Reach where the Kolkata Port is located.

On the West Bank there is yet to explore with the Shalimar Railway Yard on Foreshore Road running parallel to the Hooghly and continuing to the Howrah Strand Road and terminating at Howrah Station. It’s not just for a quick indulgence to the past or the rustic charm that one gets to experience, but also the number of eateries in the region and ways to experience like a Boat Ride on the Ganges or a seat at prince Ghat facing the river or even a ride on the Circular Railway from Princep Ghat Station which itself is a very clean and perfectly maintained Railway Station where one can merely experience solace even when not waiting for a Train.

The places are numerous, and the best times of the day are afternoons and evenings with the city people in different moods and tempo.





CKBS – A Forestric Teleportation

31 03 2013

Ever wondered what it is like to leisurely drive for just about half an hour through the southern suburbs of Kolkata to discover oneself amidst a virgin tropical forest? With the last 4 decades of Kolkata’s “Urban Morphology” being deliberated by a burgeoning wave of Urbanization, something like that is a futile expectation. The fact is that rampant suburbanization has pushed settlements longitudinally north and south, deforesting everything that came in its way. When nothing appears to be spared with the geography having to sustain such a high population density engulfing and corrupting everything ‘natural’ even in far flung rural areas till Sunderbans Biosphere Reserve.

A unique unscathed forestry nearest to urban perimeters of Kolkata? Yes a place like this exists. Re-introducing an acquaint suburb called Narendrapur where located is the “Narendrapur Wildlife Sanctuary”  christened afresh as “Chintamani Kar Bird Sanctuary”, (CKBS in short) after the very person – ‘Chintamani Kar’ a renowned sculptor whose initiative brought about its definitive conservation.

CKBS is one marvel of a dense rectangular shaped patch of Terrestrial Forestry, a tropical paradise right in middle of a densely populated rural confine, surrounded among villages, farmlands, waterbodies and marshlands.

CKBS  with a footprint limited to just about 17 Acres gives one a sense of being teleported to environs that thoroughly envelopes oneself from all directions with a density of utter vegetation. All it takes is a 18 kms leisure drive from Central Kolkata, through the central arterial roads of the city to a locality called Garia where one needs to continue on SH1 a little further to arrive at Narendrapur. An alternate and easier route, albeit longer is to opt for the Eastern Metropolitan Bypass and cruise Southward till the point of its termination near Kamalgachi Crossing where one needs to eventually turn left and continue on SH1 a little further to reach Narendrapur.

Notified as a Wildlife Sanctuary in 1982 the Government of West Bengal could manage to acquire the land from private ownership only in October 2005. Comprehensively Inhabited by flora and fauna whether its rare bird species or animals like wild cats, the “Varanus Bengalensis” a Terrestrial Monitor lizard among other reptiles, jackals and many more in addition to the numerous species of birds, some common, some rare. The foliage comprises of trees that are several hundred years old, orchards, bamboo brakes, water bodies and wastelands.

With a matrix of pathways, just as one would find in a conventional Wildlife Sanctuary, the routes within CKBS are a maze of wilderness. The deeper one goes, the only sounds one gets to hear are the rustle of the leaves and echoing bird calls with the air strongly tinged with aroma of the dense flora. Such is the visual and sensory impact of a visit to CKBS that it somewhat programs one’s mind to look at every concrete structure as an eyesore especially on return.





Wise Owl: Food So Good!

31 03 2013

Once upon a time there was an OWL who was WISE. So he opened a Resto-Café at the most Beautiful Place on Earth – Southern Avenue for his fellow OWLs to work and stay. Located on the Purna Das Road – a plush Locality of Southern Avenue in Kolkata, there isn’t a better address in Town to see and be seen.

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Now OWLS are inherently WISE and what resulted was that this place happens to offer “Food so Good!”
“Food so Good!”, that it makes
Fools > Wise,
Wise> Wiser,
and Wiser > Wisest!

But the OWLs don’t let us see where the “Food So Good!” comes from. OWLS don’t talk much, because they are WISE. Hence the food here is so involving that even the most talkative gets sedated to silence. If one talks while eating at Wise OWL, the food may get snatched away by OWLS, without one getting hint of the slightest provocation. So it is highly recommended to have Mobiles Phones OFF when seated here. Or the OWLS will snatch them too!

One can start the day here at 7:00 am with English Breakfast or have Baked Fish during lunch or order assortments like sandwiches, garlic breads, desserts etc. round the clock till 11:00 pm when there is nothing like a great mug of coffee or Black Tea topping up a great day.

WISE OWL Café with its wall paintings and white picket fencing framing the green-scaped boulevard outside helps one carve perfection out of one’s thought. The kind of music they play at WISE OWL is so very preemptive in the midst of it all, that it takes you back to the contemplative 80’s and 90’s accelerating the ensuing muse in one’s mind. Such is the ambiance, some Guests even Wonder – “are we in Paris?”





‘The Bungalow’ at Amtala

31 03 2013

Mention Amtala and one would imagine a languid Rural Town, 25 kms from Kolkata City somewhere in South 24 Parganas District, an intermediate thoroughfare on Diamond Harbour Road, to reach Raichak at Ganges. Not anymore now as Amtala is one classic instance where a sprawling metropolis transforms a Rural Town into an urban center and a Bungalow situated therein turns out to be an Urban Discovery.

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Situated within a Master-planned 150 Acre Private Township, the 2 storied archetypical bungalow with a 5,000 sft footprint is a compact farmhouse – an impeccable the setting for that weekend holiday. With a double-height ceiling entrance foyer that opens up to a perfectly manicured private garden, alongside which the tree-lined greenscape is bordered by a 30 feet long driveway for you to disembark from your vehicle in panache.

The innards of the bungalow are adorned by expensive wooden furniture from Assam and everywhere the eye aspects, ethnic handicrafts, metalwork, porcelain, paintings, murals, various collectibles and rarities from across the world characterize the warm and classy interiors. The seating-area cum dining hall has two vertical skylights from where throughout the day you would experience the transitioning angles of the sunlight filtering though it, creating some fantastic hues that synchronously stimulates your moods.
Play some fusion-ethnic music and it not only fills perfectly the serenity of the place but in an instant you realize that the tunes sensitize you considerably better than elsewhere.

Managed by an art connoisseur and an ex-Tea Industry Professional, the bungalow is reserved for private guests (referral invitations). The host’s passion for the fine pleasures of perfection makes sure that only the superlative spoils are on offer like Single Malt Whiskey, Andre Garcia Cigars, Exotic Wines, and Organic Tea to mention the least.

The Bungalow even has an organic farm at its rear where vegetables are culvitated like lime, tomatoes, cabbage, turnip etc. What is correspondingly startling is even the milk and fish arrive fresh and unadulterated from the neighboring village. Whatever the season, whatever the reason the Bungalow at Amtala is a quick window to an inspirational leisuredom.





Mandarmani

4 03 2013

Mandarmani is a serene beach and a weekend holiday destination, approximately 180 kms from Kolkata. Just a 4 Hour drive from Kolkata and suddenly appears an infinite visual of the Bay of Bengal. Mandarmani is 10 km motorable strip of virgin beach at a point where the continental shelf begins tapering off gradually. Not many know about it still and it has not even received any serious tourism promotion.

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One sure has to negotiate traffic and tackle the myriad of roads dotted by several rural locales to the beachfront but also be able to steeply descend the vehicle to the beach over a ramp built from boulders. Once at the beach one can just drive alongside the coastline and reach one of the several sea-facing Hotels.

There are a number of shacks as well where one can have the choicest seafood and coconut water. One can park as close to the water and take a wade in the waves. With favorite music playing from the car entertainment system, the shimmering sunset makes you celebrate the day and welcome the mysterious night where one can just lie face-up and admire the diamond studded sky.

There are watersports activities like kayaking, speed boat, surf skiing, surfboarding. Free from all forms of pollution and the city commotion, one can keep away from work-stress. Having almost no human interference, it is a place on earth where there is just you and your partner and your vehicle. Mandarmani is truly an alternative to Goa on the eastern side of the Indian subcontinent.








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